Netanyahu annexes Moon
Having secured an historic fifth term in office, President Netanyahu reiterated his commitment to a Greater Israel by expanding into nearby territory, 230,000 miles away. Despite crashing into the...
View ArticleTrumpton to sue Trump Town
The Gordon Murray estate is to sue over Israel’s Trump town naming honour. Speaking from their Camberwick Green offices estate spokesperson Mrs Dingle said: ‘This is a clear infringement of copyright...
View ArticleMelanie Phillips appointed as Middle East peace envoy
Reaching out with love, The Times journalist has been nominated to bring peace and understanding to war-torn regions and a ‘big bag of s.t.f.u.’ for the people of Palestine. After the success of Tony...
View ArticleTrump and Netanyahu sign the Treaty of Versailles
Two soon to be convicted Presidents have come up with a unique two state solution for the Middle East; which involves the creation of an ‘Israel A’ and an ‘Israel B’, while leaving Palestine ‘submerged...
View ArticleIsrael asks UK: ‘Colonialism. Does it end well?’
After another night/year/decade of violence unfolds in the occupied territories, many Israeli citizens are concerned that their Victorian Empire cosplay may have gone too far. Instead of peace and...
View ArticleTo even things up, MoD to export rocks to Palestine
The UK & US having sold billions of pounds worth of military equipment to Israel, have decided the equitable thing to do is to send Gaza a super soaker, a latex sword and nerf gun. Said a diplomat:...
View ArticlePalestinian on Grand Designs says he’s rebuilding his house just using dialogue
As the first dialogue convoy arrived in the Gaza strip, Mr Mahmoud Azzam, whose house was completely re-designed during the recent conflict, announced his unconventional plan for its reconstruction....
View ArticleAlan Bennett is new Israeli PM
After 15 elections in the last 6 months, Israel has a new coalition government and Benjamin Netanyahu can go directly to jail, without collecting £200. According to a spokeswoman of no importance:...
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